Seotonie
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Mar
24

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Mar
03

Why would you get your lazy ass up so close before the end of the Seotonie contest and decide to change the oh so beautiful results for the keyword Seotonie into a bunch of crap? Why couldn’t you just wait for a week or so and sleep in your corner?

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I hope this displays properly how disappointed i am about this sudden change, from the first Seotonie results on cuil to absolute zero results for seotonie.wordpress.com.

I guess I shouldn’t have let these blog just lying around betting on cuils lazy ass. Because of cuils lazy ass it is now to late to do anything.

Congratz to a random dailymotion site on witch at the moment the word Seotonie is nowhere to be found.

Cuil, you are a great search engine indeed ;(

Mar
03

So close to the end and seotonie.wordpress.com has just totally been wiped from the cuil results. Too bad.

Feb
07

With three articles from this blog filling the top spots on cuil for the keyword SEOtonie, lets see how many more can join them. So, lets scribble down some more posts containing the magic word. SEOtonie what can we do? Absolutely nothing on google.de the fight is lost, but on cuil.com it looks like seotonie.wordpress.com is winning. For what that all. A “Sonderpreis“. What might it be? Who knews? Lets hope it is a good price and worth all the SEOtonie that is inflicted on me by competing in the SEOtonie-contest.

Yep, SEO is mostly boring stuff especially because i do not really use that much of SEO to bring this blog into a good position for SEOtonie. To be an efficent SEO you need links and links cost money or tme to build. And since I do not really want to invest any hard cash into SEOtonie, wich maybe is allready indicated by the free wordpress blog, so i get real SEOtonie by spending some time to grab some free links for this seotonie-blog.

Lets see how this end hopefully not in too much SEOtonie and a nice price at the end.

Jan
31

What a great moment cuil finally got around to index and display results for the term SEOtonie and guess who is first in line. That’s right seotonie.wordpress.com. Oh and not only is this blog first, it is also second and fourth.

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Jan
08

Jan
08

Please allow me to share with you how “The Secret” changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of “The Secret” is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don’t want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be anally raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I’ve never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of “The Secret”. Normally I wouldn’t have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn’t have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the “Law of Attraction” in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn’t exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 “The Secret to Relationships” that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried “The Secret” with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness actually made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I’m not sure that everybody’s life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I’m very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.

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Jan
05

While the list of search result on google does not appear to stop growing cuil presents a bitter picture of utter failure. After quite a while now the search engine that wanted to be better than the big G has still no results for the Keyword SEOtonie. All in all cuil does not seem to do anything at all and in wide section of the INTERNET cuil is believed to be already dead or dieing after the big hype it did not live up to.

So maybe it was a mistake to try to get the first place for SEOtonie on cuil because their will if the already past time is any indication not be any results on the tortoise called cuil. Or maybe their are just in hibernation through the winter. Who knows?

We will see if SEOtonie will wind up on cuil or if it was a completely bad pick from the creators of the contest in the first place.

Dec
25

Fractal Kitten, originally uploaded by Haarnaald.

Dec
24

Thats it. No SEOtonie today.